Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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