Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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