he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I can tuck mytits in my pants
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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