After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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