I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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