Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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