that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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