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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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