He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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