I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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