She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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