you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
