Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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