Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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