Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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