sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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