Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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