She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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