in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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