I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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