nut hugger
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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