just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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