hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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