i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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