I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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