the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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