I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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