Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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