I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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