Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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