Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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