Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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