I look better un-naked...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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