question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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