CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize