let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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