I want to stick my p in your. b.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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