i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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