how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
