So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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