Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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