week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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