I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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