Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Still dying that you shit outside
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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