New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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