Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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