You're completely useless in the revolution.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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