The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
