Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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