Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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