just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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