so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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