Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
oh god the rape fog is back!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Dicks are not precious.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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