also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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