Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
